A few weeks ago my students made Animotos introducing themselves. I made one too, introducing myself as a writer:
It was fun to think about how I might define myself with words, pictures, and music, in the constraints of a 30 second format.
There’s a post on about.com that’s subtitled, “The Many Uses of Companion Llamas.” I don’t even have to read the article to know that I need a companion llama.
This is Evelyn, my imaginary companion llama.
Reasons Why I Need a Companion Llama:
1. To give me advice. Just look at Evelyn. You can tell that she’ll give me exactly the kind of advice I need to hear, with no mincing of words.
2. To protect me from sketchy people. I would always feel safe with a loyal companion llama by my side.
3. To go with me anywhere I want to go. If I want to go see a romantic comedy, Evelyn will go with me, no questions asked.
4. To protect my reputation. “Yes officer, I have an alibi. I was with my companion llama.”
Surely it’s within my legal rights to keep a companion llama in my 2 bedroom apartment.
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