My Favorite Screenshots, Edition 1

One of my favorite computer programs is Jing, because I can quickly capture anything I see on the web, from a fleeting error to an absurd commonplace. And, as desired, I can add things like arrows to the image.

Here’s a few of the best screenshots I’ve captured lately:

1. Perfect English

I do hope that my “perfect english” meets your high standards.

2. Facebook Non Sequitur

I’m still waiting for a transition of any sort that will help me understand how I got from thinking about charitable rhetoric to European test drives. Any enlightenment would be appreciated.

3. You’ve Got It Enough

I see the phrase “You’ve got it enough” really catching on. I think it would make a great title to a provocative song.

4. Eliminating Time

Well, there would be no day or night, which means there would be no sun or moon. There’d also be no seasons. Following this line of reasoning, the world would quickly cease to exist.

Perhaps I’ve over analyzed this one. I think they were looking for answers like, “Life would be less stressful” and “I’d be able to focus on the things that really matter.”

5. When Appeals to Emotion Backfire

I think I was supposed to donate. Unluckily, I was too busy feeling sick.